The man was spotted breaking into an apartment in Bangkok, and when police followed him to his car, they found the disturbing assortment of thongs, bikinis and granny panties. When pressed by the deputies, he admitted those were just the tip of the iceberg and led them to his home, where another 10,000 pairs were waiting.

The 48-year-old bikini bandit said he'd been stealing undies for more than 30 years and that "he smelled them all the time, even while driving."