But even with all that careful planning, you still may not be able to convince her.

As every guy knows, women are very suspicious creatures with a heightened sense of smell that can pick up the scent of any other woman that's not them. If you just had a naked dancer grinding on you, there's a very good chance she's going to pick up a scent.

But one brilliant strip club has come up with a special cologne to cover up the smell.

This "skank-be-gone," if you will, comes in scents that will support your lie.

For example, there's one that smells like gasoline and burnt rubber that will go great with your, "I spent the afternoon working on the car" story.

Or the one that smells like coffee and ink that will back up your "I had to work late last night" story.

Now comes the bad news. This strip club is located South Africa. But the cologne is selling well, and who knows, maybe it will make its way to the U.S.