| Man Claims He's Half Orangutan and Director of the CIA After Being Arrested |
| Published: February 22, 2012 | News Blog | 84 clicks |
Mark Loescher tried to tell police he couldn't go to jail. See, Loescher is actually half orangutan and needed to get to the "Fusion Center" as soon as possible to check on his monkey blood. All of this is actually a matter of national importance too, since Loescher also claims to be the director of the C.I.A. Police didn't believe him and he ended up behind bars.
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