| The Yodelizer | | Published: March 08, 2010 | Permalink | 81 clicks | Try this funny Yodelizer by Yahoo... record your yodel online too!
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| Police Say Cook Put Body Hair In Cop's Sandwich | | Published: March 05, 2010 | Permalink | 130 clicks | Police said a cook put a body hair in the bagel sandwich of a police officer who had given him tickets in the past. The cook was arrested Feb. 21 in the kitchen of Good Foods to Go in Evesham.
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| NC Man Violates Probation To Appear On Jerry Springer | | Published: March 01, 2010 | Permalink | 194 clicks | A North Carolina man has been sentenced to three days in jail for violating probation by leaving the state to appear on "The Jerry Springer Show."
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| Thieves Take Jewelry, Leave Child At Phila. Store | | Published: March 01, 2010 | Permalink | 172 clicks | A couple of thieves made off with expensive jewelry during a heist on South Street yesterday afternoon, but had a loss police said was priceless.
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| Frustrated Owner Bulldozes Home Ahead Of Foreclosure | | Published: February 22, 2010 | Permalink | 304 clicks | Like many people, Terry Hoskins has had troubles with his bank. But his solution to foreclosure might be unique.
Hoskins said he's been in a struggle with RiverHills Bank over his Clermont County home for nearly a decade, a struggle that was coming to an end as the bank began foreclosure proceedings on his $350,000 home.
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| Moscow Highway Billboard Hacked To Show Porn (See Picture) | | Published: February 17, 2010 | Permalink | 515 clicks | Motorists hit the brakes and moved slowly to enjoy the film being played on the billboard in the country where nudity is banned.
An unemployed 40-year-old man from the Black Sea port of Novorossiysk has been detained for the offence, reports Kommersant daily.
The 30ft by 20ft screen switched from screening ads to hardcore porn for 20 minutes on January 14, instantly bringing the city centre to a standstill.
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| Robber Tries To Hold Up Closed Bank | | Published: February 16, 2010 | Permalink | 373 clicks | A hapless bank robber fled empty handed when he turned up at the branch - on early closing day. The would-be crook - who was caught on camera wearing his Barack Obama mask - eventually fled to his getaway car empty handed.
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| Man Stinks Up Port Orchard Wal-Mart, Thinking It's Funny | | Published: February 11, 2010 | Permalink | 446 clicks | The South Kitsap Wal-Mart was evacuated Sunday after a 51-year-old Belfair man allegedly dumped "Stink Bombs" liquid and sprayed "Super Fart Spray" inside the store.
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| McDonalds Coupons On eBay | | Published: February 07, 2010 | Permalink | 315 clicks | Finding fast food coupons isn't exactly rocket science. Everyone knows you can look in the newspaper, perhaps the mail. Another good source that sometimes goes unnoticed is Ebay.
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| Bad Move: Robber Calls Police Himself | | Published: February 03, 2010 | Permalink | 498 clicks | A man who was busy robbing his elderly victim Saturday became so upset when a bystander tried to break up the crime by punching him in the face that he called police to report an assault.
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| Stupid Criminal Stories | | Published: January 30, 2010 | Permalink | 686 clicks | Call them careless criminals or foolish felons, but don't call them boring - at least not at the Clumsy Crooks Web site. The site showcases the misadventures of the criminal element's dimmer half and gathers the most outrageous examples of unlawful activity gone awry. Check out some of most hilarious stupid criminals stories and news found on the web!
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| Charlie Sheen's Wife Checks Into Rehab | | Published: January 28, 2010 | Permalink | 560 clicks |  Brooke Mueller -- Charlie Sheen's wife -- has reportedly checked into a North Carolina drug and alcohol treatment center.
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| "Man You Don't Know How Much Weed I Smoke" | | Published: January 28, 2010 | Permalink | 0 clicks | A man pulled over for failing to maintain a single lane and for speeding was arrested after telling police he had $2,000 worth of "weed" in his trunk.
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| Self-Described Wolf Woman Severed Lost Dog's Head | | Published: January 28, 2010 | Permalink | 591 clicks | Wolfie Blackheart is not an ordinary 18-year-old.
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| Airport Smuggling: The Weird And Wacky | | Published: January 27, 2010 | Permalink | 619 clicks | Drugs aren't the only things people try to smuggle through airports. Inside customs at Dulles International Airport, officers seize everything from illegal narcotics to the wacky and weird.
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| Chicken Has Odd Anatomy | | Published: January 27, 2010 | Permalink | 511 clicks | OK, we need to be careful here. This is a family newspaper, and the following report invites a minefield of poultry puns about poultry buns.
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| Brad's Family Beg Him To End It With Angelina | | Published: January 26, 2010 | Permalink | 519 clicks |  Brad Pitt's brother begged the Hollywood star to leave ANGELINA JOLIE because their family was being torn apart, The Sun can reveal.
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| Sheep Gives Birth To Human-Faced Lamb In Turkey | | Published: January 26, 2010 | Permalink | 534 clicks | A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.
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| Burglary Suspect's Getaway In Pedal Boat Sinks | | Published: January 26, 2010 | Permalink | 470 clicks | By pedal boat and bicycle, a fleeing burglar clad only in boxer shorts couldn't get away quite fast enough, authorities say.
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| Stuck On The Phone, Literally | | Published: January 26, 2010 | Permalink | 482 clicks | When Mr Gardner heard about a Darwin woman who made headlines for getting pulled over by police for a breath test wearing little but her undies, the 43-year-old had a big laugh - but wasn't expecting he would be next in line to make the paper for a mishap.
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| "Oral Sex" Definition Prompts Dictionary Ban In US Schools | | Published: January 26, 2010 | Permalink | 540 clicks | Dictionaries have been removed from classrooms in southern California schools after a parent complained about a child reading the definition for "oral sex".
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| Laid-Back Lily Allen In All Her Knicker-Rocker Glory | | Published: January 24, 2010 | Permalink | 721 clicks |  She proudly declares that she is happy with her body, and here is Lily Allen practising what she preaches.
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| Alleged Car Thief Found Playing "Grand Theft Auto" | | Published: January 24, 2010 | Permalink | 610 clicks | Sheriff's deputies in central Florida found a suspected car thief playing the "Grand Theft Auto" video game, and they later charged him with just that.
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 The Yodelizer
Police Say Cook Put Body Hair In Cop's Sandwich
NC Man Violates Probation To Appear On Jerry Springer
Thieves Take Jewelry, Leave Child At Phila. Store
Frustrated Owner Bulldozes Home Ahead Of Foreclosure
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