| Cars too good to make love in | | Published: February 01, 2012 | Permalink | 17 clicks | Ordinarily, when you're out buying a car, you really don't care much about whether it will be a good substitute for your bedroom. For the seasoned Casanova, however, their machines are an extension of their own sexuality and thus their set of wheels must reflect their inherent hotness. And while most single men (and men going through the awkwardness of mid-life crisis) like a masculine car that is suave enough to get the prettiest ladies to go out with them, the true ladies man likes to be prepared for action all the time. And that's why we have decided to compile a list of vehicles that not only look good and drive fine but also help you take full advantage of any opportunities whenever and wherever they present themselves.
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| Scientists close to entering Vostok, Antarctica's biggest subglacial lake | | Published: February 01, 2012 | Permalink | 13 clicks | After drilling for two decades through more than two miles of antarctic ice, Russian scientists are on the verge of entering a vast, dark lake that hasn't been touched by light for more than 20 million years.
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| Burglar gets beaten & thrown off balcony | | Published: February 01, 2012 | Permalink | 14 clicks | A burglar got more than he bargained for Monday morning when he broke into an apartment.
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| 'Jedi' jailed for attacking police with light sabers | | Published: February 01, 2012 | Permalink | 16 clicks | A 33-year-old man was jailed for 45 days on Monday for attacking toy store customers and policemen with light sabers.
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| President Roosevelt Used to Ride Around in Al Capone's Limousine | | Published: January 31, 2012 | Permalink | 16 clicks | Hours after Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, the Secret Service found themselves in a bind. President Franklin D Roosevelt was to give his infamy speech to Congress the next day, and although the trip from the White House to Capitol Hill was short, agents weren't sure how to transport him safely.
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| "Smart bomb" mouthwash aims to end tooth decay: Will it work? | | Published: January 31, 2012 | Permalink | 17 clicks | Dentists are smiling over a new report that university researchers have developed a new mouthwash that might make dental cavities go the way of the dodo bird.
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| Proposal to keep Philly bars open to benefit schools draws fire | | Published: January 31, 2012 | Permalink | 20 clicks | A Philadelphia councilwoman has an idea on tap for how to improve the city's public schools -- give everyone in town the chance to get a little bit drunker!
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| Best Sex Toy Honored With Award | | Published: January 31, 2012 | Permalink | 19 clicks | While all eyes will be on Indianapolis this weekend for the biggest contest in America, last week, at least some eyes were on the Adult Video News (AVN) awards -- which are pretty much the Oscars for the porn industry.
Not only were movies and actors awarded, but so were sex toys.
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| Teens break into CNN newsroom to check their Facebook | | Published: January 31, 2012 | Permalink | 20 clicks | Two Atlanta teenagers will have to update their status to "busted" after they were arrested for breaking into the CNN newsroom in order to check their Facebook pages on the network's computers.
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| Husband turns in wife to police after discovering she was teaching more than the foxtrot to a pupil. | | Published: January 31, 2012 | Permalink | 19 clicks | A mother-of-two has been found guilty of having sex with a 15-year-old boy she taught tap dancing - after her husband found condoms in her dance bag and texts between the two on her phone.
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| Pic Of Sleeping Sub Nets Student Suspension | | Published: January 30, 2012 | Permalink | 27 clicks | An Oklahoma student's photo of a substitute teacher sleeping on the job landed in the hands of administrators and led to a swift punishment ... for the student!
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| The Porn Stick Detection Pro finds all of your dirty little secrets | | Published: January 30, 2012 | Permalink | 31 clicks | There's a new gadget out there called the Porn Stick that snoops around your computer and finds any kinds of pornographic images or videos that it thinks might be inappropriate.
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| Homer-like blob of glue on eBay worth 300 grand | | Published: January 30, 2012 | Permalink | 28 clicks | A London man is about to have a cow because he created a ball of glue that looks like Homer Simpson, and has found someone willing to spend 300 grand on it!
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| Cocaine sent to U.N. headquarters | | Published: January 30, 2012 | Permalink | 21 clicks | More than 35 pounds of cocaine was discovered in at least one bag that turned up at the United Nations headquarters in New York, police said Thursday.
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| Hoarder kept her 95-year-old mother's body in storage unit | | Published: January 30, 2012 | Permalink | 25 clicks | The elderly woman died of three heart attacks and a paralyzing stroke in 1994, and was set to be buried, her family told the Tampa Bay Times. She was supposed to be laid to rest in Alabama in a blue coffin made specially for her by a grandson.
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| The Top 10 Moments in Sports Mascot Failure | | Published: January 30, 2012 | Permalink | 20 clicks | Mascots have become an ingrained part of virtually every type of sporting event from all over the world. Some people love them, and some people (like Mike Wilbon) absolutely hate them.
But no matter how you feel about mascot's in game antics, it's hard to resist laughing at someone in an over sized costume that inadvertently creates genius physical comedy. Not the staged stuff that mascots usually do to entertain the fans, but honest to goodness accidents that are funnier than any PR rep or stunt coordinator could hope to dream up.
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| Woman is Stabbed by Her Ex's New Girlfriend . . . And Survives Thanks to Her Breast Implants | | Published: January 29, 2012 | Permalink | 28 clicks | Breast implants . . . do they have ANY downside?
A 41-year-old woman from Melbourne, Florida was going to her car when her ex-fiance's new girlfriend ATTACKED HER.
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| Skank-Be-Gone Cologne | | Published: January 29, 2012 | Permalink | 23 clicks | Going to a strip club without your wife or girlfriend knowing takes guts as well as some important and stealth planning.
First, you need to carefully plan when to go. Next, you need to make up a good lie to tell about your night out. And then you need to make sure all of your buddies understand your story and will back it up.
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| Two porn stars are going head to head in a public pole dancing contest to become mayor of Italian town. | | Published: January 29, 2012 | Permalink | 24 clicks | A mayoral election in Italy will be decided by the poles, and not the polls because the two main candidates are planning a pole-dancing contest as part of the campaign.
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| Inmate comes home from jail to find burglar | | Published: January 29, 2012 | Permalink | 21 clicks | The inmate's neighbor, Shellie Leonard, allegedly stole some items, including window curtains from the inmate's home.
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| TIGER WOODS loses in first tourney of 2012 | | Published: January 29, 2012 | Permalink | 25 clicks | No wonder fans were loudly humming the theme from the movie "Rocky" on Sunday at the conclusion of the $2.7 million Abu Dhabi HSBC Golf Championship.
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| Gingrich bemoans Romney's Florida "carpet-bombing" | | Published: January 29, 2012 | Permalink | 19 clicks | Newt Gingrich slammed GOP presidential rival Mitt Romney for "carpet-bombing" his record ahead of Tuesday's presidential primary in Florida, trying to cut into the resurgent front-runner's lead in the final 48 hours before the vote.
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| Taliban try to sell softer image | | Published: January 28, 2012 | Permalink | 31 clicks | In recent public statements, the Taliban have made an effort to appear a more moderate force, promising peaceful relations with neighboring countries and respect for human rights.
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