| Man had cocaine in wheelchair cushion | | Published: May 16, 2012 | Permalink | 7 clicks | Border Patrol agents rolled over a drug smuggler's attempt to hide more than 7 pounds of cocaine in his wheelchair's seat cushion.
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| Woman, 101, fights off thief | | Published: May 16, 2012 | Permalink | 7 clicks | A thief in Sweden definitely underestimated his victim, a feisty 101-year-old woman wielding a stick.
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| Driver plows Lexus into family's backyard pool | | Published: May 16, 2012 | Permalink | 8 clicks | A Southern California family awoke to find something strange in their swimming pool ... a silver Lexus.
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| Topless Activist Hijacks Soccer Trophy | | Published: May 16, 2012 | Permalink | 7 clicks | In the Ukraine, a woman's rights activist whipped off her shirt and grabbed a European soccer trophy while it was on public display.
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| DUMB CRIMINAL CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FACEBOOK | | Published: May 15, 2012 | Permalink | 14 clicks | Facebook is a great way to keep tabs on where your pals have been spending their time, as an armed robber in Colombia found out by failing to log off his account while robbing an internet cafe.
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| $17,000 Worth Of Sex Toys Stolen | | Published: May 15, 2012 | Permalink | 13 clicks | In England, more than 400 sex toys, worth more than $17,000, were stolen in four large suitcases from an apartment.
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| The Hulk Says Playing World Of Warcraft Gets You Laid | | Published: May 15, 2012 | Permalink | 11 clicks | According to Lou Ferrigno, the bodybuilder who played The Incredible Hulk in the early 1980s, playing video games can help you get laid.
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| Man Uploads "Sex Mix Tape" Of Ex-Girlfriend To Internet | | Published: May 15, 2012 | Permalink | 14 clicks | A Texas man is in big trouble for uploading a "compilation" sex video to YouTube in hopes of embarrassing his ex-girlfriend.
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| SERENA WILLIAMS CALLS MALE TENNIS PLAYERS "WEENIES" | | Published: May 15, 2012 | Permalink | 12 clicks | Two of the top men's tennis players in the world have been complaining about the blue clay surface at the Madrid Open.
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| Men Lose Twice as Much Weight in All-Male Environments | | Published: May 14, 2012 | Permalink | 17 clicks | According to a new study, men lose twice as much weight in all-male exercise classes.
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| Facebook May Soon Let Users Pay To Get Their Friends' Attention | | Published: May 14, 2012 | Permalink | 4 clicks | The folks at Facebook have long bragged that they'll never charge for use of the social network but there might be a loophole opening.
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| Mom Has Baby With Daughter's 16-Year-Old Boyfriend | | Published: May 14, 2012 | Permalink | 17 clicks | In California, a woman is on trial for having unlawful sex with her daughter's 16-year-old boyfriend.
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| DIRTY MOVIES: John Edwards Sex Tape Was Worth Millions | | Published: May 14, 2012 | Permalink | 12 clicks | Former presidential candidate John Edwards is on trial for using campaign funds to hide his pregnant mistress. And, of course, there's a sex tape.
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| Cyclist spots stolen bike on Craigslist, steals it back | | Published: May 13, 2012 | Permalink | 20 clicks | A Washington, D.C., man answered a Craig's List ad for a bicycle, and rode off on it without paying. But he didn't get in trouble because the seller had stolen it from him in the first place!
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| Men are Far More Likely to Tip Big if Their Waitress is Wearing Red Lipstick | | Published: May 13, 2012 | Permalink | 21 clicks | If you're a waitress, here's some career advice . . . ya know, at least until you finally get that record deal.,Wear red lipstick to work and watch the money roll in.
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| What Does and Doesn't Count as Cheating at a Bachelor Party? | | Published: May 13, 2012 | Permalink | 25 clicks | A new survey asked men what bachelor party activities would count as the groom CHEATING on his future wife. Here's what they found . . .
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| Man stabbed after offering wife beer instead of drug money | | Published: May 12, 2012 | Permalink | 28 clicks | A Florida man ended up in the hospital after being stabbed by his wife and all he did was offer her a beer!
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| Clerk asked teen robber for ID | | Published: May 12, 2012 | Permalink | 23 clicks | A clerk in a Russian liquor store foiled a robbery by asking the wannabe thief to produce some ID before she turned over the booze which he couldn't do, because he was only 16.
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| Expensive takeout: chicken munching faces careless driving charge | | Published: May 12, 2012 | Permalink | 24 clicks | A Canadian man is licking his wounds, rather than his fingers, after cops busted him on a distracted driving charge because he was driving his car hands-free ... while eating a rotisserie chicken.
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| Family escape burning home with barely a scratch... by jumping from first floor onto a trampoline | | Published: May 11, 2012 | Permalink | 46 clicks | On Saturday night, 31-year-old Craig Jackson of Burton, in Staffordshire, England, was home with his wife and his three kids . . . ages six, five, and one . . . when his house caught on fire because of an electrical problem.
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| Wife hits husband with SUV after argument over voting | | Published: May 11, 2012 | Permalink | 26 clicks | On Tuesday, Wisconsin held its primary for a recall election for Governor Scott Walker. Democrats have been trying to recall him since last year, and the recall election happens June 5th.
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| Couple Leave Kids In Minivan Outside Sex Shop | | Published: May 11, 2012 | Permalink | 34 clicks | A couple has been charged with leaving two of their young children unattended in the family's running minivan while they spent 90 minutes shopping at a sex shop in Hollywood, where they spent $430 on sex toys.
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| BOUNCERS CHECKING FACEBOOK PROFILES | | Published: May 11, 2012 | Permalink | 26 clicks | In England, bar bouncers are requesting ID, checking Facebook profiles.
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