http://www.docreno.com/ Doc Reno - Get a life! en-us http://www.docreno.com/news/the_yodelizer.htm Try this funny Yodelizer by Yahoo... record your yodel online too! Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:25:15 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/police_say_cook_put_body_hair_in_cops_sandwich.htm Police said a cook put a body hair in the bagel sandwich of a police officer who had given him tickets in the past. The cook was arrested Feb. 21 in the kitchen of Good Foods to Go in Evesham. Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:16:49 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/nc_man_violates_probation_to_appear_on_jerry_springer.htm A North Carolina man has been sentenced to three days in jail for violating probation by leaving the state to appear on "The Jerry Springer Show." Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:26:00 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/thieves_take_jewelry_leave_child_at_phila_store.htm A couple of thieves made off with expensive jewelry during a heist on South Street yesterday afternoon, but had a loss police said was priceless. Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:25:18 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/frustrated_owner_bulldozes_home_ahead_of_foreclosure.htm Like many people, Terry Hoskins has had troubles with his bank. But his solution to foreclosure might be unique. Hoskins said he's been in a struggle with RiverHills Bank over his Clermont County home for nearly a decade, a struggle that was coming to an end as the bank began foreclosure proceedings on his $350,000 home. Mon, 22 Feb 2010 10:57:42 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/moscow_highway_billboard_hacked_to_show_porn_see_picture.htm Motorists hit the brakes and moved slowly to enjoy the film being played on the billboard in the country where nudity is banned. An unemployed 40-year-old man from the Black Sea port of Novorossiysk has been detained for the offence, reports Kommersant daily. The 30ft by 20ft screen switched from screening ads to hardcore porn for 20 minutes on January 14, instantly bringing the city centre to a standstill. Wed, 17 Feb 2010 14:39:47 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/robber_tries_to_hold_up_closed_bank.htm A hapless bank robber fled empty handed when he turned up at the branch - on early closing day. The would-be crook - who was caught on camera wearing his Barack Obama mask - eventually fled to his getaway car empty handed. Tue, 16 Feb 2010 10:24:10 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/man_stinks_up_port_orchard_wal_mart_thinking_its_funny.htm The South Kitsap Wal-Mart was evacuated Sunday after a 51-year-old Belfair man allegedly dumped "Stink Bombs" liquid and sprayed "Super Fart Spray" inside the store. Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:14:47 EST http://www.docreno.com/videos/epic_beat_boxing_ice_tricks.htm These guys are good! Caught them on the pond the other day! Were all psyched for the winter games cant wait. Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:34:13 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/mcdonalds_coupons_on_ebay.htm Finding fast food coupons isn't exactly rocket science. Everyone knows you can look in the newspaper, perhaps the mail. Another good source that sometimes goes unnoticed is Ebay. Sun, 07 Feb 2010 16:13:30 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/bad_move_robber_calls_police_himself.htm A man who was busy robbing his elderly victim Saturday became so upset when a bystander tried to break up the crime by punching him in the face that he called police to report an assault. Wed, 03 Feb 2010 11:06:44 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/stupid_criminal_stories.htm Call them careless criminals or foolish felons, but don't call them boring - at least not at the Clumsy Crooks Web site. The site showcases the misadventures of the criminal element's dimmer half and gathers the most outrageous examples of unlawful activity gone awry. Check out some of most hilarious stupid criminals stories and news found on the web! Sat, 30 Jan 2010 10:00:10 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/charlie_sheens_wife_checks_into_rehab.htm Brooke Mueller -- Charlie Sheen's wife -- has reportedly checked into a North Carolina drug and alcohol treatment center. Thu, 28 Jan 2010 00:00:50 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/man_you_dont_know_how_much_weed_i_smoke.htm A man pulled over for failing to maintain a single lane and for speeding was arrested after telling police he had $2,000 worth of "weed" in his trunk. Thu, 28 Jan 2010 00:00:40 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/self_described_wolf_woman_severed_lost_dogs_head.htm Wolfie Blackheart is not an ordinary 18-year-old. Thu, 28 Jan 2010 00:00:30 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/airport_smuggling_the_weird_and_wacky_.htm Drugs aren't the only things people try to smuggle through airports. Inside customs at Dulles International Airport, officers seize everything from illegal narcotics to the wacky and weird. Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:00:40 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/chicken_has_odd_anatomy.htm OK, we need to be careful here. This is a family newspaper, and the following report invites a minefield of poultry puns about poultry buns. Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:00:30 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/brads_family_beg_him_to_end_it_with_angelina.htm Brad Pitt's brother begged the Hollywood star to leave ANGELINA JOLIE because their family was being torn apart, The Sun can reveal. Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:00:50 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/sheep_gives_birth_to_human_faced_lamb_in_turkey.htm A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey. Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:00:40 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/burglary_suspects_getaway_in_pedal_boat_sinks.htm By pedal boat and bicycle, a fleeing burglar clad only in boxer shorts couldn't get away quite fast enough, authorities say. Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:00:35 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/stuck_on_the_phone_literally.htm When Mr Gardner heard about a Darwin woman who made headlines for getting pulled over by police for a breath test wearing little but her undies, the 43-year-old had a big laugh - but wasn't expecting he would be next in line to make the paper for a mishap. Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:00:30 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/oral_sex_definition_prompts_dictionary_ban_in_us_schools.htm Dictionaries have been removed from classrooms in southern California schools after a parent complained about a child reading the definition for "oral sex". Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:00:20 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/laid_back_lily_allen_in_all_her_knicker_rocker_glory.htm She proudly declares that she is happy with her body, and here is Lily Allen practising what she preaches. Sun, 24 Jan 2010 00:00:50 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/alleged_car_thief_found_playing_grand_theft_auto.htm Sheriff's deputies in central Florida found a suspected car thief playing the "Grand Theft Auto" video game, and they later charged him with just that. Sun, 24 Jan 2010 00:00:40 EST http://www.docreno.com/news/woman_kills_boyfriend_by_sitting_on_him.htm A woman weighing 136kg has pleaded guilty to killing her much smaller boyfriend - by sitting on him. Sun, 24 Jan 2010 00:00:30 EST