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<title>Doc Reno - Doc Reno - Get a life!</title>
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<title>Naked Stranger On Toilet Asks To "Finish Business" Before Arrest</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/naked_stranger_on_toilet_asks_to_finish_business_before_arrest.htm</link>
<description>Lisa Bess could not figure out why the front door to her home on West Silver Springs Boulevard was locked and the key was missing Tuesday afternoon.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 00:00:50 EST</pubDate>
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<title>We're All Doomed: Paris Hilton Is Ready For Kids</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/were_all_doomed_paris_hilton_is_ready_for_kids.htm</link>
<description>A lot of tabs have been speculating in recent months that Paris Hilton's been a bit jealous of all her friends who have had babies.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 00:00:40 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Heidi and Spencer Are Well Aware of Themselves, Thank You</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/heidi_and_spencer_are_well_aware_of_themselves_thank_you.htm</link>
<description>Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, two of the more invested starts of MTV reality smash The Hills, know that you know that they know that you know that they're fake.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 00:00:30 EST</pubDate>
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<title>"Undie Run" Prompts A Call To UT Police</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/undie_run_prompts_a_call_to_ut_police.htm</link>
<description>A University of Texas staff member called police at around 1:00 this morning when about 200 people were spotted engaging in a "suspicious activity" outside of the Perry Castaneda Library on campus.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 00:00:20 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Gorilla Celebrates Her 55th Birthday With Frozen Cake</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/gorilla_celebrates_her_55th_birthday_with_frozen_cake.htm</link>
<description>Jenny, recognized as the world's oldest living gorilla in captivity, celebrated her 55th birthday Thursday with a four-layer frozen fruit cake and banana leaf wrapped treats at her wooded home in the Dallas Zoo.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 00:00:10 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Nice Necklace!</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/hotties/nice_necklace.htm</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 19:58:12 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Amy Winehouse Is Many Things - Sexy Is Not One Of Them</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/amy_winehouse_is_many_things___sexy_is_not_one_of_them.htm</link>
<description>Amy Winehouse is seen in this photo 'vacationing' in the UK this weekend.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 00:00:50 EST</pubDate>
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<title>TaleSpin: Behind The Scenes At Britney's Hearing</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/talespin_behind_the_scenes_at_britneys_hearing.htm</link>
<description>Access Hollywood has a behind-the-scenes story of Britney's appearance in court on Tuesday.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 00:00:40 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Whizzinator Backfires For Man On Probation</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/whizzinator_backfires_for_man_on_probation.htm</link>
<description>One man let too much hang out during a trip to the bathroom.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 00:00:30 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Rugby Players' Public Strip Becomes Even More Public</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/rugby_players_public_strip_becomes_even_more_public.htm</link>
<description>The Austrian national rugby team tried to get over their crushing 48-0 defeat by Lithuania in traditional rugby fashion - by staging a mass striptease in the capital Vilnius late on Saturday.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 00:00:20 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Pooch In Engine Surprises Pickup Owner</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/pooch_in_engine_surprises_pickup_owner.htm</link>
<description>A pit bull escapes a "ruff" situation after being found stuck inside a pickup truck engine on Tuesday.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 00:00:10 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Jenna Jameson's Anti-Leather Campaign Lasted About As Long As Her Serious "Acting" Career</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/jenna_jamesons_anti_leather_campaign_lasted_about_as_long_as_her_serious_acting_career.htm</link>
<description>It seems like just about 8 weeks ago that porn star Jenna Jameson was promoting fake leather (called "pleather" - I'm not making that up) for the animal rights group PETA.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 00:00:50 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Tom Cruise On Oprah, Day 2: The Fart Scene In Rainman Was Totally Real</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/tom_cruise_on_oprah_day_2_the_fart_scene_in_rainman_was_totally_real.htm</link>
<description>Today was the second part of Oprah's two-day extravaganza with boring, sedentary Tom Cruise.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 00:00:40 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Chunky Monkeys Put On A Diet After Being Overfed By Tourists</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/chunky_monkeys_put_on_a_diet_after_being_overfed_by_tourists.htm</link>
<description>Happy tourists visiting the wildlife park in Japan might have thought they were treating the monkeys.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 00:00:20 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Birds Invade Redlands Home</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/birds_invade_redlands_home.htm</link>
<description>When the Andersons walked into their house after a neighborhood barbecue, they never expected to find 200 birds inside.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 00:00:10 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Toilet Surprise For Caravanner</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/toilet_surprise_for_caravanner.htm</link>
<description>A German tourist had a shock when his caravan rolled 200 yards down a hill - while he was on the toilet.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 00:00:05 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Uma Stalking Case To Jury</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/uma_stalking_case_to_jury.htm</link>
<description>Uma Thurman's peace of mind is in a jury's hands now.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 00:00:50 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Nicole Richie Misses Her Coke-Fueled Nights At Hyde</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/nicole_richie_misses_her_coke_fueled_nights_at_hyde.htm</link>
<description>Motherhood becomes Nicole Richie - seriously, she's looks so much better than she used to - but according to Star magazine, she's itching to get back to her partying ways.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 00:00:40 EST</pubDate>
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<title>An Employee Accused Of Installing Bathroom Cam</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/an_employee_accused_of_installing_bathroom_cam.htm</link>
<description>A doughnut shop worker installed a surveillance camera in the women's bathroom at work and watched the footage from a computer in his car, police said Sunday.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 00:00:30 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Man Gets Beer Can Coffin, But It's Just A Cooler For Now</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/man_gets_beer_can_coffin_but_its_just_a_cooler_for_now.htm</link>
<description>Glenwood village administrator Bill Bramanti's favorite beer is Pabst Blue Ribbon. He loves it. Really loves it.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 00:00:25 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Students Strip Down For Charity</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/students_strip_down_for_charity.htm</link>
<description>Some college students don't really need an excuse to take off their clothes.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 00:00:20 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Boiled Cow Stomach Brings Back Memories</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/boiled_cow_stomach_brings_back_memories.htm</link>
<description>The owners of Nebo restaurant in Boston said cow stomach has become a popular dish as aging customers order it to bring back childhood memories.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 00:00:10 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Jeff's News Nuggets: Parrots, Criminals And Jello</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/jeffs_news_nuggets_parrots_criminals_and_jello.htm</link>
<description>You can put these next two stories in the stupid criminal file.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 00:00:52 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Brangelina's Rockin' Day At The Beach</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/brangelinas_rockin_day_at_the_beach.htm</link>
<description>Continuing to live it up in the South of France, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took their kiddies out to the beach on Sunday (May 4).</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 00:00:40 EST</pubDate>
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<title>Brit Fetes Jamie Lynn's Baby; K-Fed Golfs With Babes</title>
<link>http://www.docreno.com/news/brit_fetes_jamie_lynns_baby_k_fed_golfs_with_babes.htm</link>
<description>Surrounded by pink and blue balloons and with big sister Britney Spears by her side, teen mom-to-be Jamie Lynn Spears celebrated her baby shower in Kentwood, La., on Saturday.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 00:00:35 EST</pubDate>
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